We Need to Chat About Skybuilder – Top Coats and Hats Not Required

July 17, 2012

We need to have a chat before you run out and spend $147 this month or $1,000 for the year. This is an emergency meeting so I will disregard the disrespect you are showing by attending in shorts and t-shirts. Light ‘em if you got ‘em. The guberus are orgasmic over this new software that [...]

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Eating Cheese on My Summer Raft

July 12, 2012

This post is not likely to be entertaining or informative. More of a confirmation that I am indeed on the right side of the ground. I’ve really got nothing to bitch about. I love summer. Really the last thing I feel much like doing is sitting in front of a computer and creating shit for [...]

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Throwing Sewage on the Make Money Online Rainbow

June 22, 2012

Thanks for your prompt arrival smartly dressed in your finest suit and fedora. Let’s have a chat. A sewage-side chat as it were. Pour yourself a drink. You are among well-refined gentlemen and ladies. Honorable decorum fills these walls. I find the disconnect between guberu and site slinger rather interesting. I reckon that the market [...]

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This is Why You Don’t Buy Shit From WSO – Still Working on Refund for AZ Crusher

May 29, 2012

I’ve been working for a couple of weeks now on getting my refund from the piece of fucking shit otherwise known as AZ Crusher. I accepted the fact that it WAS NOT a no questions asked refund. I accepted the fact that the first tier support probably DOES NOT speak English anywhere close to 2nd [...]

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The Stats Aren’t Pretty – Reflecting on Effort Means Changes Will Be Required

May 20, 2012

Perusing my web stats I uncovered some bewildering results. Mostly in the form of revenue lost which sadly can unfurl the hardiest mustache ‘bar. Overall traffic levels after Google’s latest animal cracker party is relatively steady. Traffic levels from Google is in decline across all properties that I have slung into the web sewer. This [...]

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Don’t Fucking Buy AZ Crusher – I Did and It Sucks

May 14, 2012

Today the Warrior Forum is throwing up on itself in excitement over some Amazon product referred to as AZ Crusher. I bought it for a huge sum of $18 and change. Fuck I am an idiot but there you go. You get what you pay for. I just *had* to check out the software for [...]

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I Don’t Give a Shit About Google’s Penguin

May 6, 2012

I really must be the crappiest Internet marketer in the business. I’m supposed to care about Google’s Penguin but I really could give a shit. Of course my email was stuffed with marketers lamenting the great penguin assault. The idiot savants at Daddy G have nothing better to do than fuck around with the controls [...]

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Ukritic Might Be Worthwhile

April 4, 2012

I received an email from the PR department of a new start-up called Ukritic. I thought I’d pass it along  to you 3 or 4 readers. And of course I will have something to say about the enterprise… Just wanted to connect about something your Lost Ball in High Weeds readers might find interesting… It’s [...]

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Google Search and Destroy of Private Blog Networks

March 21, 2012

His engineering imminence, the great Google Goob himself, Matt Cutts, got the Internet Marketing bilge pumpers in a tizzy by announcing  that Google is “aggressively targeting blog networks”. What that means is esteemed outfits such as Build My Rank has come under attack and effectively shut down. It’s easy enough to do with the technology [...]

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A Discussion About Video Forward, Pinterest and Squidoo – Update From the Web Sewers

March 9, 2012

I trust all is well with the few among the herd who actually visit this site. I understand if you have better things to do with your time. So many WSO’s so little time as it were. I’m not a very smart web sewer magician in many regards. I should be offering copious amount of [...]

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